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![All I want in life is to lose weight and gain money.<br/>
Instead, I am, gaining weight and losing money!]()
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![Diet Tip: <br/>
If you think you're hungry, you might just be thirsty. Have a bottle of wine first and then see how you feel!]()
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If you think you're hungry, you might just be thirsty. Have a bottle of wine first and then see how you feel! -
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If you can't deep fry it... it isn't worth eating!]()
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![Whenever I get a wedding Invite from friends, I get excited not because they remember me but because there will be free food!]()
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![Can someone tell me how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?]()
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![I don't exercise. It seems like a waste to die healthy!]()
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![This morning I went jogging, then before I started I remembered Proverb 28:1.<br/>
Which clearly states, `The wicked shall run when no one is chasing them`. So I went back home!]()
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![I accidently got fat except it's not actually an accident because I just can't stop eating!]()
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![It's not that I'm not a morning person. In fact, I love mornings. I'm just not a waking up person!]()
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![Pro Tip:<br/>
If you want to avoid failure in love then fall in love with food; it'll never break your heart!]()
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If you want to avoid failure in love then fall in love with food; it'll never break your heart!
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