I decided to buy a piano instead of a treadmill. It gives me a bigger place to pile the laundry! |
I need to start eating more healthily. But first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me! |
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat! |
2 stages of my life: I should eat. I shouldn't have eaten that much. |
Need someone to look at me the way I look at free food! |
Important Dieting Tip: Avoid things that make you fat like... . . . . . . . . Weighing scales, Mirrors and Photographs! |
Aggar Aap Roj 2 Glass Lauki Ka Juice Piyenge Toh Na Kewal Aapka Weight Kam Hoga, Aapki Jeene Ki Ichha Bhi Kam Ho Jayegi! |
There should be a calorie refund for things that didn't taste as good as you expected! |
Not to brag, but after 3 years in the gym, I have abs like a shredded bag of cottage cheese! |
They say it's very easy to lose something but it's been 3 months and I haven't lost a pound! |