I have done some terrible things for money. . . . . . . . . Like getting up early to go to work! |
HR to Candidate: Your CV is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I'd like to hire you to write our Annual Report! |
I am the ruler of shovels, I have a double, I am thin as a knife, I have a wife. What am I? |
What's red and smells like blue paint? |
What tastes better than it smells? |
Riddle What is always in front of you but can't be seen? Answer: The future |
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? Answer: A promise! |
Riddle What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Ans: Short. |
What is as big as a hippopotamus but weighs nothing at all? |
Where does a snowman keep his money? |