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  • I have done some terrible things for money.<br />
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Like getting up early to go to work!Upload to Facebook
    I have done some terrible things for money.
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    Like getting up early to go to work!
  • HR to Candidate: Your CV is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I'd like to hire you to write our Annual Report!Upload to Facebook
    HR to Candidate: Your CV is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I'd like to hire you to write our Annual Report!
  • I am the ruler of shovels, I have a double, I am thin as a knife, I have a wife.<br/>
What am I?Upload to Facebook
    I am the ruler of shovels, I have a double, I am thin as a knife, I have a wife.
    What am I?
  • What's red and smells like blue paint?Upload to Facebook
    What's red and smells like blue paint?
  • What tastes better than it smells?Upload to Facebook
    What tastes better than it smells?
  • Riddle</br></br>

What is always in front of you but can't be seen?</br>
Answer: The futureUpload to Facebook
    Riddle

    What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
    Answer: The future
  • What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?<br />
Answer: A promise!Upload to Facebook
    What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
    Answer: A promise!
  • Riddle</br></br>

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?</br>
Ans: Short.Upload to Facebook
    Riddle

    What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
    Ans: Short.
  • What is as big as a hippopotamus but weighs nothing at all?Upload to Facebook
    What is as big as a hippopotamus but weighs nothing at all?
  • Where does a snowman keep his money?Upload to Facebook
    Where does a snowman keep his money?
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