Interesting SMS

  • If you speak English Fluently? Then try this:<br/>
`A mathematician can mathematize mathematics mathematically so If a mathematician can mathematize mathematics mathematically, why can't I mathematize mathematics mathematically like a mathematician who mathematizes mathematics mathematically`!Upload to Facebook
    If you speak English Fluently? Then try this:
    "A mathematician can mathematize mathematics mathematically so If a mathematician can mathematize mathematics mathematically, why can't I mathematize mathematics mathematically like a mathematician who mathematizes mathematics mathematically"!
  • I am an odd number; take away an alphabet and I become even. What number am I?Upload to Facebook
    I am an odd number; take away an alphabet and I become even. What number am I?
  • In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure!Upload to Facebook
    In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure!
  • There once was a lady, Eileen,<br/>
Who lived on distilled kerosene.<br/>
But she started absorbin'<br/>
A new hydrocarbon<br/>
And since then she's never benzene!Upload to Facebook
    There once was a lady, Eileen,
    Who lived on distilled kerosene.
    But she started absorbin'
    A new hydrocarbon
    And since then she's never benzene!
  • Solve this Puzzle.<br/>
If you can:<br/>

? + ? + ? + ? + 80 + 90 = 100<br/>
Negatives not allowed!<br/>

<b>Clue:</b> We used it every now and then. Upload to Facebook
    Solve this Puzzle.
    If you can:
    ? + ? + ? + ? + 80 + 90 = 100
    Negatives not allowed!
    Clue: We used it every now and then.
  • In the UK, you need a TV licence to watch TV or you could end up in prison where you get to watch TV all day without paying for a licence!Upload to Facebook
    In the UK, you need a TV licence to watch TV or you could end up in prison where you get to watch TV all day without paying for a licence!
  • If Two Witches Were Watching Two Watches,<br/>
Which Witch Would Watch Which Watch??Upload to Facebook
    If Two Witches Were Watching Two Watches,
    Which Witch Would Watch Which Watch??
  • The only real failure is not trying at all!Upload to Facebook
    The only real failure is not trying at all!
  • To be successful, you must decide exactly what you want to accomplish, then resolve to pay the price to get it!Upload to Facebook
    To be successful, you must decide exactly what you want to accomplish, then resolve to pay the price to get it!
  • The best revenge is to move on, get over it, and continue to succeed. Never give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer!Upload to Facebook
    The best revenge is to move on, get over it, and continue to succeed. Never give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer!
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