I blame all the marriage problems that I have on my wife, because of her poor choice in selecting a husband! |
I gave my wife some tips on how to wash the dishes better. In other news, this Pril dish wash liquid is really starting to make my hands soft! |
I impress my wife by buying her dresses marked small and then by looking surprised when she says that it doesn't fit her! |
My wife pissed me off in my dream last night. When I told her about it, she said it was probably due to something I started. Long story short, I had to apologize and buy her flowers! |
Husbands are like newborn babies. They know that they're being scolded, but never understand why! |
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, but then it was too late! |
Marriage does not change a man much. Before the wedding, he loves all the women on earth. After the wedding, it is just one less! |
Proud to say that I've been in love with the same woman for 15 years. But if my wife finds out, she'll kill me! |
My wife and I are very compatible. She's a problem solver and I create a lot of them for her! |
Marriage is truly magical. It made all my money disappear! |