Marriage SMS

  • I blame all the marriage problems that I have on my wife, because of her poor choice in selecting a husband!Upload to Facebook
    I blame all the marriage problems that I have on my wife, because of her poor choice in selecting a husband!
  • I gave my wife some tips on how to wash the dishes better.<br/>
In other news, this Pril dish wash liquid is really starting to make my hands soft!Upload to Facebook
    I gave my wife some tips on how to wash the dishes better.
    In other news, this Pril dish wash liquid is really starting to make my hands soft!
  • I impress my wife by buying her dresses marked small and then by looking surprised when she says that it doesn't fit her!Upload to Facebook
    I impress my wife by buying her dresses marked small and then by looking surprised when she says that it doesn't fit her!
  • My wife pissed me off in my dream last night. When I told her about it, she said it was probably due to something I started.<br/>
Long story short, I had to apologize and buy her flowers!Upload to Facebook
    My wife pissed me off in my dream last night. When I told her about it, she said it was probably due to something I started.
    Long story short, I had to apologize and buy her flowers!
  • Husbands are like newborn babies.<br/>
They know that they're being scolded, but never understand why!Upload to Facebook
    Husbands are like newborn babies.
    They know that they're being scolded, but never understand why!
  • I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, but then it was too late!Upload to Facebook
    I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, but then it was too late!
  • Marriage does not change a man much.<br/>
Before the wedding, he loves all the women on earth. After the wedding, it is just one less!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage does not change a man much.
    Before the wedding, he loves all the women on earth. After the wedding, it is just one less!
  • Proud to say that I've been in love with the same woman for 15 years.<br/>
But if my wife finds out, she'll kill me!Upload to Facebook
    Proud to say that I've been in love with the same woman for 15 years.
    But if my wife finds out, she'll kill me!
  • My wife and I are very compatible.<br/>
She's a problem solver and I create a lot of them for her!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I are very compatible.
    She's a problem solver and I create a lot of them for her!
  • Marriage is truly magical. It made all my money disappear!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is truly magical. It made all my money disappear!
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