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![The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, `Now you are Super Angry!`<br/><br/>
Maybe she'll laugh.<br/>
Maybe you'll die!]()
Upload to Facebook The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, "Now you are Super Angry!"
Maybe she'll laugh.
Maybe you'll die! -
![I blame all the marriage problems that I have on my wife, because of her poor choice in selecting a husband!]()
Upload to Facebook I blame all the marriage problems that I have on my wife, because of her poor choice in selecting a husband! -
![I gave my wife some tips on how to wash the dishes better.<br/>
In other news, this Pril dish wash liquid is really starting to make my hands soft!]()
Upload to Facebook I gave my wife some tips on how to wash the dishes better.
In other news, this Pril dish wash liquid is really starting to make my hands soft! -
![I impress my wife by buying her dresses marked small and then by looking surprised when she says that it doesn't fit her!]()
Upload to Facebook I impress my wife by buying her dresses marked small and then by looking surprised when she says that it doesn't fit her! -
![My wife pissed me off in my dream last night. When I told her about it, she said it was probably due to something I started.<br/>
Long story short, I had to apologize and buy her flowers!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife pissed me off in my dream last night. When I told her about it, she said it was probably due to something I started.
Long story short, I had to apologize and buy her flowers! -
![Husbands are like newborn babies.<br/>
They know that they're being scolded, but never understand why!]()
Upload to Facebook Husbands are like newborn babies.
They know that they're being scolded, but never understand why! -
![I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, but then it was too late!]()
Upload to Facebook I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, but then it was too late! -
![Marriage does not change a man much.<br/>
Before the wedding, he loves all the women on earth. After the wedding, it is just one less!]()
Upload to Facebook Marriage does not change a man much.
Before the wedding, he loves all the women on earth. After the wedding, it is just one less! -
![Proud to say that I've been in love with the same woman for 15 years.<br/>
But if my wife finds out, she'll kill me!]()
Upload to Facebook Proud to say that I've been in love with the same woman for 15 years.
But if my wife finds out, she'll kill me! -
![My wife and I are very compatible.<br/>
She's a problem solver and I create a lot of them for her!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife and I are very compatible.
She's a problem solver and I create a lot of them for her!
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