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![Marriage is truly magical. It made all my money disappear!]()
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![Top 3 situations that require witnesses:<br/><br/>
1) Accident<br/>
2) Murder<br/>
3) Marriage<br/><br/>
Need I say more?]()
Upload to Facebook Top 3 situations that require witnesses:
1) Accident
2) Murder
3) Marriage
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![When my wife stops talking to me, I silently go to the kitchen and tighten all the lids.<br/>
Checkmate!]()
Upload to Facebook When my wife stops talking to me, I silently go to the kitchen and tighten all the lids.
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Marriage is the process where the husband slowly finds out from his wife what kind of a man she would have preferred! -
![A husband is someone who carries the picture of his wife in the wallet where his money used to be!]()
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![I was born to be wild. But only until 6 PM. That's when I return home from work!]()
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![Guaranteed things in life:<br/>
1. Sunrise<br/>
2. Sunset<br/>
3. My wife pulling the handle of the car door at the same time I try to unlock it!]()
Upload to Facebook Guaranteed things in life:
1. Sunrise
2. Sunset
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![Pro Tip:<br/>
Your wife won't start an argument with you if you're cleaning the house or doing the dishes!]()
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Your wife won't start an argument with you if you're cleaning the house or doing the dishes! -
![I'm worried, guys. My wife hasn't yet told me what my new year resolutions are!]()
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![Getting married is easy, staying married is hard. <br/>
I asked my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy!]()
Upload to Facebook Getting married is easy, staying married is hard.
I asked my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy!
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