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![Wife: I want equal rights.<br/>
Husband: Then you have to return some rights to me!]()
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Husband: Then you have to return some rights to me! -
![Feeling adventurous?<br/><br/>
Next time your wife calls you, reject the call and text her `He's busy`. And then turn off your mobile.
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All the best!]()
Upload to Facebook Feeling adventurous?
Next time your wife calls you, reject the call and text her "He's busy". And then turn off your mobile.
All the best! -
![The same people who tell you to not get a tattoo because your taste will change will also tell you to be married to the same woman until death parts you!]()
Upload to Facebook The same people who tell you to not get a tattoo because your taste will change will also tell you to be married to the same woman until death parts you! -
![Happy wife, happy life.<br/>
Happy husband, suspicious wife!]()
Upload to Facebook Happy wife, happy life.
Happy husband, suspicious wife! -
![Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you have when you see your food coming to your table in a restaurant!]()
Upload to Facebook Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you have when you see your food coming to your table in a restaurant! -
![Marriage is like a fortress besieged.<br/>
Those who are outside want to get in and those who are inside want to get out!]()
Upload to Facebook Marriage is like a fortress besieged.
Those who are outside want to get in and those who are inside want to get out! -
![One of the best hangover lines:<br/>
Wife: Baby you love me na?<br/>
Husband: Who is Meena?]()
Upload to Facebook One of the best hangover lines:
Wife: Baby you love me na?
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![If I had a time machine, I would go back to certain conversations with my wife to see if she really said the things she told me I forgot!]()
Upload to Facebook If I had a time machine, I would go back to certain conversations with my wife to see if she really said the things she told me I forgot! -
![My wife has gone to her parents' place on vacation and I'm missing her so much.<br/>
So I went to KFC and picked a fight with the woman at the drive-thru window!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife has gone to her parents' place on vacation and I'm missing her so much.
So I went to KFC and picked a fight with the woman at the drive-thru window! -
![`Can you make me breakfast in bed?` asked the wife.<br/>
I said, `No, I'll have to go to the kitchen!`]()
Upload to Facebook "Can you make me breakfast in bed?" asked the wife.
I said, "No, I'll have to go to the kitchen!"
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