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![An honest confession by a husband:<br/>
My wife is my strength. All the other women are my weakness!]()
Upload to Facebook An honest confession by a husband:
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![What I said: Has the dishwasher run?<br/>
What she heard: What do you do here all day while I'm at work?<br/>
So anyway, how much chocolate cake is needed to say `I'm sorry for that thing I didn't say`!]()
Upload to Facebook What I said: Has the dishwasher run?
What she heard: What do you do here all day while I'm at work?
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![I came home to find my wife in a romantic mood and she said, `Today you can do anything you want.` <br/>
So I tied her up and...<br/>
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Upload to Facebook I came home to find my wife in a romantic mood and she said, "Today you can do anything you want."
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![I got soft closing doors installed throughout the house so we don't wake the kids at night but now I have no way of telling when the wife is in a bad mood!]()
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![The wife said, `You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?`<br/>
What a strange way to start a conversation with me!]()
Upload to Facebook The wife said, "You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?"
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![Husband is giving an order to his wife...<br/>
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![Pro Tip:<br/>
Convert your sofa into a sofa-bed by simply forgetting your wife's birthday!]()
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Convert your sofa into a sofa-bed by simply forgetting your wife's birthday! -
![Wife: Ugh I gained 3 kilos during vacation. What about you?<br/>
Me while looking at scale showing I actually lost a kilo, I gained 4 kilos!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Ugh I gained 3 kilos during vacation. What about you?
Me while looking at scale showing I actually lost a kilo, I gained 4 kilos! -
![How to tell if a guy is married:<br/>
* Sleeps on a foot and a half at the edge of a king sized bed<br/>
* Says `what?` a lot<br/>
* Just agrees with everything without hearing the whole proposal]()
Upload to Facebook How to tell if a guy is married:
* Sleeps on a foot and a half at the edge of a king sized bed
* Says "what?" a lot
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![Wife: Aapne Mujh Mein Kya Dekh Kar Shaadi Ki?<br/>
Husband: Nothing... I am daring since my childhood!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Aapne Mujh Mein Kya Dekh Kar Shaadi Ki?
Husband: Nothing... I am daring since my childhood!
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