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![Wife: I have blisters on my hand because of the broom.<br/>
Husband: Next time take the car, silly!]()
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![Husband: I got trapped into marriage.<br/>
Wife (in anger): You were after me; I was not after you. You used to follow me to the bus stop, office, home, everywhere!<br/>
Husband: True! The mouse-trap never runs after the mouse! It is the mouse that runs into the trap!]()
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Wife (in anger): You were after me; I was not after you. You used to follow me to the bus stop, office, home, everywhere!
Husband: True! The mouse-trap never runs after the mouse! It is the mouse that runs into the trap! -
![Taking inspiration from the Indian govt., even my wife has implemented GST:<br/>
'Galti Sirf Tumhari'!]()
Upload to Facebook Taking inspiration from the Indian govt., even my wife has implemented GST:
'Galti Sirf Tumhari'! -
![I love to watch my wife while she eats.<br/>
It's blissful to observe her for a few minutes of silence!]()
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It's blissful to observe her for a few minutes of silence! -
![I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'.<br/>
Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble!]()
Upload to Facebook I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'.
Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble! -
![They say that marriage is a great institution because using the word jail would be too harsh!]()
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![<b>Active Voice</b><br/>
Wife: Sone Ki Chain Kab Doge?<br/><br/>
<b>Passive Voice</b><br/>
Husband: Chain Se Sone Kab Dogi?]()
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Wife: Sone Ki Chain Kab Doge?
Passive Voice
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![Many little girls dream of their perfect wedding. If only they could see the nightmare that follows!]()
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![Every husband is a farmer by default. His survival solely depends on the 'agree'culture...<br/>
And 'agree'culture increases GDP (Gross Domestic Peace)!]()
Upload to Facebook Every husband is a farmer by default. His survival solely depends on the 'agree'culture...
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![Wife: Why can't you just say phrases correctly?<br/>
Husband: Well aren't you a ray of sunscreen?]()
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Husband: Well aren't you a ray of sunscreen?
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