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![My wife has decided to clean the house and announced that's she's getting rid of anything she doesn't need.<br/>
I think I'm gonna be homeless today!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife has decided to clean the house and announced that's she's getting rid of anything she doesn't need.
I think I'm gonna be homeless today! -
![I don't understand why my wife always accuses me that I don't help her with housework.<br/>
I distinctly remember kicking an ice cube under the fridge last week!]()
Upload to Facebook I don't understand why my wife always accuses me that I don't help her with housework.
I distinctly remember kicking an ice cube under the fridge last week! -
![Her: At least, invite me out to dinner.<br/>
Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry.<br/>
Her: But I'm your wife.<br/>
Him: I make no exceptions!]()
Upload to Facebook Her: At least, invite me out to dinner.
Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry.
Her: But I'm your wife.
Him: I make no exceptions! -
![Before dying, his wife held his hands in hers... and said, `We'll meet again in heaven.`<br/>
Since then, he's been drinking, fighting, stealing, looting and plundering! Desperate to land in hell!]()
Upload to Facebook Before dying, his wife held his hands in hers... and said, "We'll meet again in heaven."
Since then, he's been drinking, fighting, stealing, looting and plundering! Desperate to land in hell! -
![Pro Tip:<br/>
If you want your wife to be attentive to what you say, try talking in your sleep!]()
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
If you want your wife to be attentive to what you say, try talking in your sleep! -
![My wife is so kind that she forgives me for all her mistakes!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife is so kind that she forgives me for all her mistakes! -
![I'll never make fun of my wife for her weight.<br/>
I made a promise to her that I'll be with her through thick and thin!]()
Upload to Facebook I'll never make fun of my wife for her weight.
I made a promise to her that I'll be with her through thick and thin! -
![Your body at rest will continue to be at rest... until your wife notices and finds some work for you!]()
Upload to Facebook Your body at rest will continue to be at rest... until your wife notices and finds some work for you! -
![Farmer: I love my job.<br/>
Wife: But all you do all day is round up cows.<br/>
Farmer: What did you say to me?<br/>
Wife: You herd!]()
Upload to Facebook Farmer: I love my job.
Wife: But all you do all day is round up cows.
Farmer: What did you say to me?
Wife: You herd! -
![Words for a long, happy marriage:<br/>
Yes Dear<br/>
I'm sorry<br/>
It's my fault]()
Upload to Facebook Words for a long, happy marriage:
Yes Dear
I'm sorry
It's my fault
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