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![Life is short. Get up, walk up to your wife and tell her she's wrong.<br/>
Now life is even shorter!]()
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![I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married...<br/>
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![After 40... never go with your spouse for a walk.<br/>
Calories Burn Karni Hai, Khoon Nahi!]()
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Calories Burn Karni Hai, Khoon Nahi! -
![My wife complains I don't buy her flowers.<br/>
To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers!]()
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![A couple went to a marriage counsellor:<br/>
Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?<br/>
Wife: No, he doesn't!]()
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![The height of innocence:<br/>
Wife: Could you please explain to me what is the biggest problem of your life? Why are you staring at me, why are you not speaking to me?]()
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![My wife gets angry that I keep introducing her as my ex-girlfriend!]()
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![Marriage is based on the notion that if a person loves chocolate cake that's all they'll want to eat for the rest of their life!]()
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![Wife: Honey, am I fat?<br/>
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.<br/>
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.<br/>
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Honey, am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
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![I was about to eat the last pie from the fridge, the wife shouted...<br/>
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Upload to Facebook I was about to eat the last pie from the fridge, the wife shouted...
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'Main Bhi Chowkidaar'!
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