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Upload to Facebook After 40... never go with your spouse for a walk.
Calories Burn Karni Hai, Khoon Nahi! -
Upload to Facebook My wife complains I don't buy her flowers.
To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers! -
Upload to Facebook A couple went to a marriage counsellor:
Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?
Wife: No, he doesn't! -
Upload to Facebook The height of innocence:
Wife: Could you please explain to me what is the biggest problem of your life? Why are you staring at me, why are you not speaking to me? -
Upload to Facebook My wife gets angry that I keep introducing her as my ex-girlfriend! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is based on the notion that if a person loves chocolate cake that's all they'll want to eat for the rest of their life! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Honey, am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you! -
Upload to Facebook I was about to eat the last pie from the fridge, the wife shouted...
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'Main Bhi Chowkidaar'! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: I need space.
Wife: Join NASA! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.
Husband: That's true, wars require strategy and logic!
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