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Upload to Facebook People are not happy with the security arrangement at the Kumbh Mela.
One person lost his wife thrice, and the organizers got her back all three times! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: It's our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?
Husband: With a minute of silence! -
Upload to Facebook The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her husband and her son respectively should have married someone else! -
Upload to Facebook Husband was sipping his whiskey, while sitting in the balcony with the wife.
Husband: I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you.
Wife: Is that you or the whiskey talking?
Husband: It's me... talking to whiskey! -
Upload to Facebook Man: I want a divorce because my wife hasn't spoken to me for past six months.
Judge: You better think over it. Wives like that are hard to get! -
Upload to Facebook Men never win an argument with their wives; and the only time they think they have, they realize the argument wasn't even yet over! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Why don't you throw out all the useless stuff?
Husband: I am afraid, where will you go then? -
Upload to Facebook Wife just called: "Three girls in my office just received flowers, they're absolutely gorgeous."
I replied: That's probably why they received flowers! -
Upload to Facebook This morning I made sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face.
I'm not allowed Sharpies in the bedroom anymore! -
Upload to Facebook My wife kept going on and on about what she should use the empty drawer for.
Eventually, I told her to put a sock in it!
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