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Upload to Facebook I got married twice and both of my marriages were disasters.
My first wife left me. My second one didn't! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: I'll make you the happiest man on earth.
Husband: I'll surely miss you! -
Upload to Facebook Every husband is a farmer by default.
His survival solely depends on 'agree' culture... and 'agree' culture increase GDP (Gross Domestic Peace)! -
Upload to Facebook My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.
Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find the 'Mute Button'! -
Upload to Facebook My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up.
And she couldn't do either! -
Upload to Facebook Therapist: How would you describe your relationship with your wife?
Husband: She told me to tell you it's fine! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: Where did I go wrong?
Wife: You tried to correct me! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: Make sure tea is hot.
Wife: Should I pour it directly in your mouth? -
Upload to Facebook Okay Google, call my wife and tell her that I'll be late and won't be there for dinner.
Google Assistant: Okay, will do.
After Sometime...
Google Assistant: Next time, you talk to your wife yourself! -
Upload to Facebook Divorces would be a lot more awkward if the groom had to formally return the bride to the bride's father!
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