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Upload to Facebook Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves.
Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock? -
Upload to Facebook Since the winter has started, all that my wife has done is look through the window.
If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighboring table n wish you'd ordered that! -
Upload to Facebook Wives are like children... they're nice if they are someone else's! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: I thought you were dieting?
Wife: I am.
Husband: You just ate 6 Oreos.
Wife: Yes, but I want to eat 12. See dieting! -
Upload to Facebook Wife to husband: Happy New Year.
Husband: Promise? -
Upload to Facebook My friends use to say, "There's plenty of fish in the sea".
But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale! -
Upload to Facebook After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart...
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She has decided to stay! -
Upload to Facebook Don't bother getting married, just find a woman you don't like and give her a house! -
Upload to Facebook A bad marriage is like a horrible job, you are happy to have one but always look out for other options!
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