Therapist: How would you describe your relationship with your wife? Husband: She told me to tell you it's fine! |
Husband: Where did I go wrong? Wife: You tried to correct me! |
Husband: Make sure tea is hot. Wife: Should I pour it directly in your mouth? |
Okay Google, call my wife and tell her that I'll be late and won't be there for dinner. Google Assistant: Okay, will do. After Sometime... Google Assistant: Next time, you talk to your wife yourself! |
Divorces would be a lot more awkward if the groom had to formally return the bride to the bride's father! |
Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves. Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock? |
Since the winter has started, all that my wife has done is look through the window.
If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in! |
Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighboring table n wish you'd ordered that! |
Wives are like children... they're nice if they are someone else's! |
Husband: I thought you were dieting? Wife: I am. Husband: You just ate 6 Oreos. Wife: Yes, but I want to eat 12. See dieting! |