Marriage SMS

  • Therapist: How would you describe your relationship with your wife?<br/>
Husband: She told me to tell you it's fine!Upload to Facebook
    Therapist: How would you describe your relationship with your wife?
    Husband: She told me to tell you it's fine!
  • Husband: Where did I go wrong?<br/>
Wife: You tried to correct me!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Where did I go wrong?
    Wife: You tried to correct me!
  • 
Husband: Make sure tea is hot.<br/>
Wife: Should I pour it directly in your mouth?Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Make sure tea is hot.
    Wife: Should I pour it directly in your mouth?
  • Okay Google, call my wife and tell her that I'll be late and won't be there for dinner.<br/>
Google Assistant: Okay, will do.<br/>
After Sometime...<br/><br/>

Google Assistant: Next time, you talk to your wife yourself!Upload to Facebook
    Okay Google, call my wife and tell her that I'll be late and won't be there for dinner.
    Google Assistant: Okay, will do.
    After Sometime...

    Google Assistant: Next time, you talk to your wife yourself!
  • Divorces would be a lot more awkward if the groom had to formally return the bride to the bride's father!Upload to Facebook
    Divorces would be a lot more awkward if the groom had to formally return the bride to the bride's father!
  • Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves.<br/>
Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?Upload to Facebook
    Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves.
    Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?
  • Since the winter has started, all that my wife has done is look through the window. 
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If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in!Upload to Facebook
    Since the winter has started, all that my wife has done is look through the window.
    If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in!
  • Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighboring table n wish you'd ordered that!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighboring table n wish you'd ordered that!
  • Wives are like children... they're nice if they are someone else's!Upload to Facebook
    Wives are like children... they're nice if they are someone else's!
  • Husband: I thought you were dieting?<br/>
Wife: I am.<br/>
Husband: You just ate 6 Oreos.<br/>
Wife: Yes, but I want to eat 12. See dieting!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: I thought you were dieting?
    Wife: I am.
    Husband: You just ate 6 Oreos.
    Wife: Yes, but I want to eat 12. See dieting!
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