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![Wife to husband: Happy New Year.<br/>
Husband: Promise?]()
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![My friends use to say, `There's plenty of fish in the sea`.<br/>
But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!]()
Upload to Facebook My friends use to say, "There's plenty of fish in the sea".
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![After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart... <br/>
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She has decided to stay!]()
Upload to Facebook After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart...
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![Don't bother getting married, just find a woman you don't like and give her a house!]()
Upload to Facebook Don't bother getting married, just find a woman you don't like and give her a house! -
![A bad marriage is like a horrible job, you are happy to have one but always look out for other options!]()
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![There was an English language competition. 2000 persons participated...<br/>
The competition was to write in one sentence about peace, calm & happiness.<br/>
The Award winner wrote, `My wife is sleeping.`<br/>
Judges hugged him with tears streaming down their cheeks when presenting the award!]()
Upload to Facebook There was an English language competition. 2000 persons participated...
The competition was to write in one sentence about peace, calm & happiness.
The Award winner wrote, "My wife is sleeping."
Judges hugged him with tears streaming down their cheeks when presenting the award! -
![Wife: Do I look fat?<br/>
Husband: Do I look stupid to answer that?]()
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![When my wife makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail.<br/>
It heals me spiritually!]()
Upload to Facebook When my wife makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail.
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![All married men say after many years of marriage:<br/>
`Our marriage is based on trust and understanding.`<br/>
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!]()
Upload to Facebook All married men say after many years of marriage:
"Our marriage is based on trust and understanding."
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![My wife's left me because I've eaten far too much chocolate over the Christmas period. <br/>
I think this calls for a celebration!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife's left me because I've eaten far too much chocolate over the Christmas period.
I think this calls for a celebration!
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