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![Friend: In which field, does your husband work?<br/>
Wife: Oil & Gas.<br/>
Friend: Wow... where is he based?<br/>
Wife: Kitchen!]()
Upload to Facebook Friend: In which field, does your husband work?
Wife: Oil & Gas.
Friend: Wow... where is he based?
Wife: Kitchen! -
![Life was so simple before I got married.<br/>
I had absolutely no idea that there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge!]()
Upload to Facebook Life was so simple before I got married.
I had absolutely no idea that there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge! -
![Advice for married people<br/>
Never laugh at your wife's choices... because you are one of them.<br/>
Never be proud of your choices... your wife is one of them!]()
Upload to Facebook Advice for married people
Never laugh at your wife's choices... because you are one of them.
Never be proud of your choices... your wife is one of them! -
![I'm not saying my wife is ugly but...<br/>
She's just been next door to tell the neighbours to turn their TV down and they gave her some sweets!]()
Upload to Facebook I'm not saying my wife is ugly but...
She's just been next door to tell the neighbours to turn their TV down and they gave her some sweets! -
![A refresher for ladies:<br/>
A question was asked why women don't confide in their husbands about their problems and frustrations.<br/>
Someone answered, `You cannot discuss your Malaria with the Mosquito`!]()
Upload to Facebook A refresher for ladies:
A question was asked why women don't confide in their husbands about their problems and frustrations.
Someone answered, "You cannot discuss your Malaria with the Mosquito"! -
![My wife apologised for the first time ever today! <br/>
She said she's sorry she ever married me!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife apologised for the first time ever today!
She said she's sorry she ever married me! -
![My wife is mad at me because I couldn't tell she was wearing a new perfume. <br/>
It just doesn't make any scents!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife is mad at me because I couldn't tell she was wearing a new perfume.
It just doesn't make any scents! -
![I call my wife the politician because she starts negative campaigning when she's losing an argument with me!]()
Upload to Facebook I call my wife the politician because she starts negative campaigning when she's losing an argument with me! -
![Staying single is a style,<br/>
Divorce is in vogue,<br/>
Living-in is considered trendy,<br/>
Extra-marital is happening & here we are... <br/>
Married... Bloody Totally Outdated!]()
Upload to Facebook Staying single is a style,
Divorce is in vogue,
Living-in is considered trendy,
Extra-marital is happening & here we are...
Married... Bloody Totally Outdated! -
![Why do the bride and groom go round the fire 7 times in the marriage rituals?<br/>
A brilliant answer is given by a Maths teacher:<br/><br/>
Each circle consists of 360°. The only number from 1 to 9 which cannot divide 360 is 7.<br/>
So the bride and groom go round the fire 7 times ensuring that nothing can divide their relationship!]()
Upload to Facebook Why do the bride and groom go round the fire 7 times in the marriage rituals?
A brilliant answer is given by a Maths teacher:
Each circle consists of 360°. The only number from 1 to 9 which cannot divide 360 is 7.
So the bride and groom go round the fire 7 times ensuring that nothing can divide their relationship!
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