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Upload to Facebook My wife apologised for the first time ever today!
She said she's sorry she ever married me! -
Upload to Facebook My wife is mad at me because I couldn't tell she was wearing a new perfume.
It just doesn't make any scents! -
Upload to Facebook I call my wife the politician because she starts negative campaigning when she's losing an argument with me! -
Upload to Facebook Staying single is a style,
Divorce is in vogue,
Living-in is considered trendy,
Extra-marital is happening & here we are...
Married... Bloody Totally Outdated! -
Upload to Facebook Why do the bride and groom go round the fire 7 times in the marriage rituals?
A brilliant answer is given by a Maths teacher:
Each circle consists of 360°. The only number from 1 to 9 which cannot divide 360 is 7.
So the bride and groom go round the fire 7 times ensuring that nothing can divide their relationship! -
Upload to Facebook When a married man says- "I'll think about it.
What he really means that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet! -
Upload to Facebook What a married man says after years of marriage:
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I don't Understand her! -
Upload to Facebook Wife sent a message to her husband:
Don't forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office & Savita says 'Hi' to you.
Husband: Who is Savita?
Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message! -
Upload to Facebook People say "marriage is forever" but actually divorce is forever! -
Upload to Facebook I'm not saying the wife's fat but...
She puts her belt on with a boomerang!
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