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Upload to Facebook There was an English language competition. 2000 persons participated...
The competition was to write in one sentence about peace, calm & happiness.
The Award winner wrote, "My wife is sleeping."
Judges hugged him with tears streaming down their cheeks when presenting the award! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Do I look fat?
Husband: Do I look stupid to answer that? -
Upload to Facebook When my wife makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail.
It heals me spiritually! -
Upload to Facebook All married men say after many years of marriage:
"Our marriage is based on trust and understanding."
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her! -
Upload to Facebook My wife's left me because I've eaten far too much chocolate over the Christmas period.
I think this calls for a celebration! -
Upload to Facebook Friend: In which field, does your husband work?
Wife: Oil & Gas.
Friend: Wow... where is he based?
Wife: Kitchen! -
Upload to Facebook Life was so simple before I got married.
I had absolutely no idea that there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge! -
Upload to Facebook Advice for married people
Never laugh at your wife's choices... because you are one of them.
Never be proud of your choices... your wife is one of them! -
Upload to Facebook I'm not saying my wife is ugly but...
She's just been next door to tell the neighbours to turn their TV down and they gave her some sweets! -
Upload to Facebook A refresher for ladies:
A question was asked why women don't confide in their husbands about their problems and frustrations.
Someone answered, "You cannot discuss your Malaria with the Mosquito"!
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