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Upload to Facebook What's it called when you agree to do something your wife asks you to do but still get in trouble for making the wrong facial expression when you agree to do it? -
Upload to Facebook Husband: New age home appliances are equipped with WiFi.
Wife: Why does a fridge need WiFi?
Husband: So it can Netflix and chill! -
Upload to Facebook My wife wanted a dog but I didn't, so we compromised and now we've a dog! -
Upload to Facebook Trick Question:
Wife: Am I looking fat?
Husband: Yes
Wife: Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me! -
Upload to Facebook A sound advice from the wife is equal to 99% sound and 1% advice! -
Upload to Facebook I never get in trouble with my wife. Because I never do anything until she asks me to do it! -
Upload to Facebook My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face... -
Upload to Facebook It's funny when my wife gives me the silent treatment.
She actually thinks it's a punishment! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is a competition between two people that who can live longer. Whoever wins gets all of other person's money and stuff! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: I think...
Husband: Exactly!
Wife: But I haven't said anything yet!
Husband: Doesn't matter. You're always right!
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