Marriage SMS

  • When a married man says- `I'll think about it.<br/>
What he really means that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet!Upload to Facebook
    When a married man says- "I'll think about it.
    What he really means that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet!
  • What a married man says after years of marriage:<br/>
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I don't Understand her!Upload to Facebook
    What a married man says after years of marriage:
    My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I don't Understand her!
  • Wife sent a message to her husband:<br/>
Don't forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office & Savita says 'Hi' to you.<br/>
Husband: Who is Savita?<br/>
Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!Upload to Facebook
    Wife sent a message to her husband:
    Don't forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office & Savita says 'Hi' to you.
    Husband: Who is Savita?
    Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!
  • People say `marriage is forever` but actually divorce is forever!Upload to Facebook
    People say "marriage is forever" but actually divorce is forever!
  • I'm not saying the wife's fat but...<br/>
She puts her belt on with a boomerang!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not saying the wife's fat but...
    She puts her belt on with a boomerang!
  • What's it called when you agree to do something your wife asks you to do but still get in trouble for making the wrong facial expression when you agree to do it?Upload to Facebook
    What's it called when you agree to do something your wife asks you to do but still get in trouble for making the wrong facial expression when you agree to do it?
  • Husband: New age home appliances are equipped with WiFi.<br/>
Wife: Why does a fridge need WiFi? <br/>
Husband: So it can Netflix and chill!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: New age home appliances are equipped with WiFi.
    Wife: Why does a fridge need WiFi?
    Husband: So it can Netflix and chill!
  • My wife wanted a dog but I didn't, so we compromised and now we've a dog!Upload to Facebook
    My wife wanted a dog but I didn't, so we compromised and now we've a dog!
  • Trick Question:<br/>
Wife: Am I looking fat?<br/>
Husband: Yes<br/>
Wife: Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me!Upload to Facebook
    Trick Question:
    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: Yes
    Wife: Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me!
  • A sound advice from the wife is equal to 99% sound and 1% advice!Upload to Facebook
    A sound advice from the wife is equal to 99% sound and 1% advice!
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