When a married man says- "I'll think about it. What he really means that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet! |
What a married man says after years of marriage: My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I don't Understand her! |
Wife sent a message to her husband: Don't forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office & Savita says 'Hi' to you. Husband: Who is Savita? Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message! |
People say "marriage is forever" but actually divorce is forever! |
I'm not saying the wife's fat but... She puts her belt on with a boomerang! |
What's it called when you agree to do something your wife asks you to do but still get in trouble for making the wrong facial expression when you agree to do it? |
Husband: New age home appliances are equipped with WiFi. Wife: Why does a fridge need WiFi? Husband: So it can Netflix and chill! |
My wife wanted a dog but I didn't, so we compromised and now we've a dog! |
Trick Question: Wife: Am I looking fat? Husband: Yes Wife: Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me! |
A sound advice from the wife is equal to 99% sound and 1% advice! |