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![Men never win an argument with their wives; and the only time they think they have, they realize the argument wasn't even yet over!]()
Upload to Facebook Men never win an argument with their wives; and the only time they think they have, they realize the argument wasn't even yet over! -
![Wife: Why don't you throw out all the useless stuff?<br/>
Husband: I am afraid, where will you go then?]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Why don't you throw out all the useless stuff?
Husband: I am afraid, where will you go then? -
![Wife just called: `Three girls in my office just received flowers, they're absolutely gorgeous.`<br/>
I replied: That's probably why they received flowers!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife just called: "Three girls in my office just received flowers, they're absolutely gorgeous."
I replied: That's probably why they received flowers! -
![This morning I made sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face.<br/>
I'm not allowed Sharpies in the bedroom anymore!]()
Upload to Facebook This morning I made sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face.
I'm not allowed Sharpies in the bedroom anymore! -
![My wife kept going on and on about what she should use the empty drawer for.<br/>
Eventually, I told her to put a sock in it!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife kept going on and on about what she should use the empty drawer for.
Eventually, I told her to put a sock in it! -
![I got married twice and both of my marriages were disasters.<br/>
My first wife left me. My second one didn't!]()
Upload to Facebook I got married twice and both of my marriages were disasters.
My first wife left me. My second one didn't! -
![Wife: I'll make you the happiest man on earth.<br/>
Husband: I'll surely miss you!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: I'll make you the happiest man on earth.
Husband: I'll surely miss you! -
![Every husband is a farmer by default.<br/>
His survival solely depends on 'agree' culture... and 'agree' culture increase GDP (Gross Domestic Peace)!]()
Upload to Facebook Every husband is a farmer by default.
His survival solely depends on 'agree' culture... and 'agree' culture increase GDP (Gross Domestic Peace)! -
![My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.<br/>
Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find the 'Mute Button'!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.
Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find the 'Mute Button'! -
![My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. <br/>
And she couldn't do either!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up.
And she couldn't do either!
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