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Just because a person is silent, that doesn't mean he is not aware of fun and joy.
It's possible that he is been married for long time! -
If I get married again it'll be when I'm very old so that my time will end before the misery starts! -
![Husband: I need space.<br/>
Wife: Join NASA!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband: I need space.
Wife: Join NASA! -
![Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.<br/>
Husband: That's true, wars require strategy and logic!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.
Husband: That's true, wars require strategy and logic! -
The only person who listens to both sides of an argument is the next door neighbour! -
![People are not happy with the security arrangement at the Kumbh Mela.<br/>
One person lost his wife thrice, and the organizers got her back all three times!]()
Upload to Facebook People are not happy with the security arrangement at the Kumbh Mela.
One person lost his wife thrice, and the organizers got her back all three times! -
![Wife: It's our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?<br/>
Husband: With a minute of silence!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: It's our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?
Husband: With a minute of silence! -
![The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her husband and her son respectively should have married someone else!]()
Upload to Facebook The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her husband and her son respectively should have married someone else! -
![Husband was sipping his whiskey, while sitting in the balcony with the wife.<br/>
Husband: I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you.<br/>
Wife: Is that you or the whiskey talking?<br/>
Husband: It's me... talking to whiskey!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband was sipping his whiskey, while sitting in the balcony with the wife.
Husband: I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you.
Wife: Is that you or the whiskey talking?
Husband: It's me... talking to whiskey! -
![Man: I want a divorce because my wife hasn't spoken to me for past six months.<br/>
Judge: You better think over it. Wives like that are hard to get!]()
Upload to Facebook Man: I want a divorce because my wife hasn't spoken to me for past six months.
Judge: You better think over it. Wives like that are hard to get!
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