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Upload to Facebook Taking inspiration from the Indian govt., even my wife has implemented GST:
'Galti Sirf Tumhari'! -
Upload to Facebook I love to watch my wife while she eats.
It's blissful to observe her for a few minutes of silence! -
Upload to Facebook I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'.
Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble! -
Upload to Facebook They say that marriage is a great institution because using the word jail would be too harsh! -
Upload to Facebook Active Voice
Wife: Sone Ki Chain Kab Doge?
Passive Voice
Husband: Chain Se Sone Kab Dogi? -
Upload to Facebook Many little girls dream of their perfect wedding. If only they could see the nightmare that follows! -
Upload to Facebook Every husband is a farmer by default. His survival solely depends on the 'agree'culture...
And 'agree'culture increases GDP (Gross Domestic Peace)! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Why can't you just say phrases correctly?
Husband: Well aren't you a ray of sunscreen? -
Upload to Facebook My wife has decided to clean the house and announced that's she's getting rid of anything she doesn't need.
I think I'm gonna be homeless today! -
Upload to Facebook I don't understand why my wife always accuses me that I don't help her with housework.
I distinctly remember kicking an ice cube under the fridge last week!
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