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Upload to Facebook The same people who tell you to not get a tattoo because your taste will change will also tell you to be married to the same woman until death parts you! -
Upload to Facebook Happy wife, happy life.
Happy husband, suspicious wife! -
Upload to Facebook Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you have when you see your food coming to your table in a restaurant! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is like a fortress besieged.
Those who are outside want to get in and those who are inside want to get out! -
Upload to Facebook One of the best hangover lines:
Wife: Baby you love me na?
Husband: Who is Meena? -
Upload to Facebook If I had a time machine, I would go back to certain conversations with my wife to see if she really said the things she told me I forgot! -
Upload to Facebook My wife has gone to her parents' place on vacation and I'm missing her so much.
So I went to KFC and picked a fight with the woman at the drive-thru window! -
Upload to Facebook "Can you make me breakfast in bed?" asked the wife.
I said, "No, I'll have to go to the kitchen!" -
Upload to Facebook An honest confession by a husband:
My wife is my strength. All the other women are my weakness! -
Upload to Facebook What I said: Has the dishwasher run?
What she heard: What do you do here all day while I'm at work?
So anyway, how much chocolate cake is needed to say `I'm sorry for that thing I didn't say`!
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