Guys, I need your advice. To impress my wife, should I do the laundry or the dishes first? |
18 is too young to get married. You can't even buy booze at 18. If you can't buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make marriage work? |
80% of men don't know why their wife is angry. Do you think rest 20% of men know? Wrong, they don't even know their wife is angry! |
Universal Truth: Wives worry about the things husbands forget. Husbands worry about the things wives remember! |
I carry a picture of my wife in my wallet. It helps me understand why there's no money in it! |
Wife's friend: Look, your husband is talking to a pretty girl. Wife: Let him, I want to see how long he can suck his stomach in! |
I told my wife that she looked sexy with those black fingernails. But she's not believing it and still thinks that I slammed the car door on her fingers deliberately! |
Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is it true? Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers! |
When your wife says "I can't even tell you how upset I am with you right now", just wait for 3 seconds. And here we go! |
I think my wife is trying to speak to me in French since morning. She is uttering words like... Chanel Dior Hermes Louis Vuitton Lanvin very difficult to understand! |