Marriage SMS

  • I don't have any problem when my wife talks for hours with her parents.<br/>
Problem starts when she says, `Ek Minute, Inse Baat Karo`!Upload to Facebook
    I don't have any problem when my wife talks for hours with her parents.
    Problem starts when she says, `Ek Minute, Inse Baat Karo`!
  • Wife: I am not talking to you.<br/>
Husband: Okay!<br/>
Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?<br/>
Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I am not talking to you.
    Husband: Okay!
    Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?
    Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!
  • If there is one side sharp, it's called a Knife.<br/>
And if all the sides are sharp, it's called a Wife!Upload to Facebook
    If there is one side sharp, it's called a Knife.
    And if all the sides are sharp, it's called a Wife!
  • Just because a person is silent, that doesn't mean he is not aware of fun and joy.<br/>
It's possible that he is been married for long time!Upload to Facebook
    Just because a person is silent, that doesn't mean he is not aware of fun and joy.
    It's possible that he is been married for long time!
  • A prisoner managed to escape after 12 years in prison.<br/>
When he got home his wife looked at him and said, `Where the hell have you been? They said on the news that you escaped 8 hours ago!`Upload to Facebook
    A prisoner managed to escape after 12 years in prison.
    When he got home his wife looked at him and said, "Where the hell have you been? They said on the news that you escaped 8 hours ago!"
  • All married men say after many years of marriage:<br/>
`Our marriage is based on trust and understanding.`<br/>
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!Upload to Facebook
    All married men say after many years of marriage:
    "Our marriage is based on trust and understanding."
    She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
  • If your wife complains that you have changed then explain her that;<br/>
Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years, so technically, the person you are married no longer exists.Upload to Facebook
    If your wife complains that you have changed then explain her that;
    Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years, so technically, the person you are married no longer exists.
  • Wife: You know, I hate you when you drink.<br/>
Husband: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: You know, I hate you when you drink.
    Husband: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!
  • Dear Husband,<br/>
Thank you for never listening to me so I can always claim that I told you something!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Husband,
    Thank you for never listening to me so I can always claim that I told you something!
  • Wife: I think...<br/>
Husband: ...Exactly!<br/>
Wife: But I haven't said anything yet.<br/>
Husband: Doesn't matter. You're right!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I think...
    Husband: ...Exactly!
    Wife: But I haven't said anything yet.
    Husband: Doesn't matter. You're right!
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