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![Wife: Kya Yahan-Wahan Ghoom Rahe Ho... Ja Kar Blue Whale Game Khel Lo.<br/>
Husband: Main Bacchpan Se Khel Raha Hun. Tumse Shaadi Mera Last Task Tha!]()
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Husband: Main Bacchpan Se Khel Raha Hun. Tumse Shaadi Mera Last Task Tha! -
![Customer: I have come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday.<br/>
Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car?<br/>
Customer: My wife!]()
Upload to Facebook Customer: I have come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday.
Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car?
Customer: My wife! -
![Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho?<br/>
Wife: Nahane!<br/>
Husband: Mobile Le Kar?<br/>
Wife: Toh Balti Bharne Tak Kya Karu?]()
Upload to Facebook Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho?
Wife: Nahane!
Husband: Mobile Le Kar?
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![Friend 1: Why is your eye swollen?<br/>
Friend 2: It was my wife's birthday yesterday and I bought her a cake.<br/>
Friend 1: But how did your eye get swollen?<br/>
Friend 2: Her name is Tapasya... but that cake shop idiot wrote `Happy Birthday Samasya`!]()
Upload to Facebook Friend 1: Why is your eye swollen?
Friend 2: It was my wife's birthday yesterday and I bought her a cake.
Friend 1: But how did your eye get swollen?
Friend 2: Her name is Tapasya... but that cake shop idiot wrote "Happy Birthday Samasya"! -
![In married life, since the husband can't talk in a high pitch with his wife in the conscious state; God empowered him with a unique skill set, enabling him to keep his voice at the highest decibel in an unconscious state, called as Snoring!<br/>
This is called balanced Act of God!<br/>
Ghurrrr... Ghurrrr...]()
Upload to Facebook In married life, since the husband can't talk in a high pitch with his wife in the conscious state; God empowered him with a unique skill set, enabling him to keep his voice at the highest decibel in an unconscious state, called as Snoring!
This is called balanced Act of God!
Ghurrrr... Ghurrrr... -
![I don't have any problem when my wife talks for hours with her parents.<br/>
Problem starts when she says, `Ek Minute, Inse Baat Karo`!]()
Upload to Facebook I don't have any problem when my wife talks for hours with her parents.
Problem starts when she says, `Ek Minute, Inse Baat Karo`! -
![Wife: I am not talking to you.<br/>
Husband: Okay!<br/>
Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?<br/>
Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: I am not talking to you.
Husband: Okay!
Wife: Don't you want to know the reason?
Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision! -
![If there is one side sharp, it's called a Knife.<br/>
And if all the sides are sharp, it's called a Wife!]()
Upload to Facebook If there is one side sharp, it's called a Knife.
And if all the sides are sharp, it's called a Wife! -
![Just because a person is silent, that doesn't mean he is not aware of fun and joy.<br/>
It's possible that he is been married for long time!]()
Upload to Facebook Just because a person is silent, that doesn't mean he is not aware of fun and joy.
It's possible that he is been married for long time! -
![A prisoner managed to escape after 12 years in prison.<br/>
When he got home his wife looked at him and said, `Where the hell have you been? They said on the news that you escaped 8 hours ago!`]()
Upload to Facebook A prisoner managed to escape after 12 years in prison.
When he got home his wife looked at him and said, "Where the hell have you been? They said on the news that you escaped 8 hours ago!"
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