All married men say after many years of marriage: "Our marriage is based on trust and understanding." She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her! |
If your wife complains that you have changed then explain her that; Our body completely replaces all our cells every 7 years, so technically, the person you are married no longer exists. |
Wife: You know, I hate you when you drink. Husband: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink! |
Dear Husband, Thank you for never listening to me so I can always claim that I told you something! |
Wife: I think... Husband: ...Exactly! Wife: But I haven't said anything yet. Husband: Doesn't matter. You're right! |
Staying single is stylish. Divorce is in vogue. Live-in is common. Extra-marital is happening. And here we are - Married! Bloody totally outdated! |
If you have too many women in your life, you are successful like Mr. Trump. If you have no woman in your life, then also you are successful like Mr. Modi. The real issue is for those who have 1 wife! |
It is said that women can map a man and solve the mystery in no time. But my wife has not been able to do so till date. She often says, "Mujhe Toh Samajh Hi Nahi Aata Ki Mere Papa Ne Aap Mein Kya Dekha?" |
Only two things are necessary to keep a wife happy: One, let her think she is having her own way; And the other, let her have it! |
Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings! |