In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking. |
A tip for all husbands: If you want your wife to be attentive to what you say, try talking in your sleep! |
There is a device in the market which converts your Thoughts into Speech, it's called Alcohol. There is another device which converts your Speech into Silence, it's called Wife! |
Married men don't have a Lifestyle... . . . . . . . They live according to Wifestyle! |
Marriage teaches us loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, weakness, forgiveness & many other qualities you wouldn't need if u stayed single! |
27 June all world is celebrating International Husband Day. The date itself explains why this date is selected. "Satai Joon"! |
If you are trying to know your wife then please stop struggling to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute! |
Akshay's new movie that's about to release - Toilet.
How would you ask your friends out for the movie? Chalo Toilet Chalte Hain. And Facebook status updates? At toilet with GF and four other friends! |
My psychologist told me, "Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them." I already did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters! |
According to a survey, married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports! |