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Upload to Facebook Husband: Why are you always on your phone?
Wife: Because it's the only way I can get intelligent conversation around here! -
Upload to Facebook Balance is not something you find.
It's something you create! -
Upload to Facebook Grades don't measure intelligence and age doesn't define maturity! -
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(n.) Poli (Many)+Tics (Bloodsucking Creatures) = Many Bloodsucking Creatures -
Upload to Facebook Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.
Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving! -
Upload to Facebook My fitness instructor wants me to touch my toes.
But I don't have that kind of relationship with my feet! -
Upload to Facebook Life is ironic.
It takes sadness to know happiness, noise to appreciate silence and absence to value presence! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes our life has to be completely shaken up, changed, and rearranged to relocate us to the place we are meant to be! -
Upload to Facebook When you fully trust someone without any doubt, you get one of these two results:
A person for life or A lesson for life! -
Upload to Facebook They say wives don't accept their mistakes.
My wife accepts her mistake daily by saying, "I have made a big mistake by marrying you!"
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