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  • My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. <br/>
And she couldn't do either!Upload to Facebook
    My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up.
    And she couldn't do either!
  • In 4th ODI against New Zeland Team India showed how children behave when parents are not around!<br/>
#IndvNZ #Kohli #DhoniUpload to Facebook
    In 4th ODI against New Zeland Team India showed how children behave when parents are not around!
    #IndvNZ #Kohli #Dhoni
  • The people who truly matter will never turn their back on you through the hardest times. Forget the people who do. You don't need them!Upload to Facebook
    The people who truly matter will never turn their back on you through the hardest times. Forget the people who do. You don't need them!
  • Therapist: How would you describe your relationship with your wife?<br/>
Husband: She told me to tell you it's fine!Upload to Facebook
    Therapist: How would you describe your relationship with your wife?
    Husband: She told me to tell you it's fine!
  • Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change!Upload to Facebook
    Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change!
  • Husband: Where did I go wrong?<br/>
Wife: You tried to correct me!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Where did I go wrong?
    Wife: You tried to correct me!
  • Refuse to be fearful about what will happen to you. God is faithful and He will take care of you if you trust Him!Upload to Facebook
    Refuse to be fearful about what will happen to you. God is faithful and He will take care of you if you trust Him!
  • Indian bowling is hungry (BhuKu) so they get some starters (Shami) followed by bread (KulCha). They are all over the hungry (PanHar) opposition like a rash(RaAsh) which enables them to be the ODI kings (RaJa)!Upload to Facebook
    Indian bowling is hungry (BhuKu) so they get some starters (Shami) followed by bread (KulCha). They are all over the hungry (PanHar) opposition like a rash(RaAsh) which enables them to be the ODI kings (RaJa)!
  • As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have a ton of friends, and more important to have real ones!Upload to Facebook
    As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have a ton of friends, and more important to have real ones!
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Husband: Make sure tea is hot.<br/>
Wife: Should I pour it directly in your mouth?Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Make sure tea is hot.
    Wife: Should I pour it directly in your mouth?
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