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Dhoni's career is like an Ashutosh Gowarikar movie.
You'll think that it is going to get over soon but then it won't! -
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No matter how far you go in the wrong direction, there's always a chance to turn your life around! -
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Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves.
Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock? -
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Since the winter has started, all that my wife has done is look through the window.
If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in! -
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Time alone can prove the worth of people in our lives... as times goes by, the wrong ones disappear and the best ones remain forever! -
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Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighboring table n wish you'd ordered that! -
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My stomach talks to me more than most of my friends! -
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BCCI: Pandya and Rahul are suspended for the next few games.
Rahul: But I didn't do anything.
BCCI: Exactly. You didn't do anything in the last few games! -
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Most people goals: Get married and have babies.
My Goals: Figure out how to eat cake every night without getting fat! -
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life:
It goes on!
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