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  • Dhoni's career is like an Ashutosh Gowarikar movie.<br/>
You'll think that it is going to get over soon but then it won't!Upload to Facebook
    Dhoni's career is like an Ashutosh Gowarikar movie.
    You'll think that it is going to get over soon but then it won't!
  • No matter how far you go in the wrong direction, there's always a chance to turn your life around!Upload to Facebook
    No matter how far you go in the wrong direction, there's always a chance to turn your life around!
  • Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves.<br/>
Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?Upload to Facebook
    Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves.
    Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?
  • Since the winter has started, all that my wife has done is look through the window. 
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If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in!Upload to Facebook
    Since the winter has started, all that my wife has done is look through the window.
    If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in!
  • Time alone can prove the worth of people in our lives... as times goes by, the wrong ones disappear and the best ones remain forever!Upload to Facebook
    Time alone can prove the worth of people in our lives... as times goes by, the wrong ones disappear and the best ones remain forever!
  • Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighboring table n wish you'd ordered that!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighboring table n wish you'd ordered that!
  • My stomach talks to me more than most of my friends!Upload to Facebook
    My stomach talks to me more than most of my friends!
  • BCCI: Pandya and Rahul are suspended for the next few games.<br/>
Rahul: But I didn't do anything.<br/>
BCCI: Exactly. You didn't do anything in the last few games!Upload to Facebook
    BCCI: Pandya and Rahul are suspended for the next few games.
    Rahul: But I didn't do anything.
    BCCI: Exactly. You didn't do anything in the last few games!
  • Most people goals: Get married and have babies.<br/>
My Goals: Figure out how to eat cake every night without getting fat!Upload to Facebook
    Most people goals: Get married and have babies.
    My Goals: Figure out how to eat cake every night without getting fat!
  • In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life:<br/>
It goes on!Upload to Facebook
    In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life:
    It goes on!
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