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The biggest contribution of Rahul Gandhi to India's progress is that he is unmarried and hasn't produced any more Gandhi! -
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If you are fed up with telemarketer then next time when a telemarketer calls, give the telephone to your wife and say, your ex is calling you...
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and listen to all the abuses! -
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Pierce Brosnan: Ek Paan Bahar Dena.
Paan Wala: Yeh Lo.
Pierce Brosnan Gives 5 Rs.
Paanwala: Sahab 7.50 Rs. Ka Hai.
Pierce Brosnan: Dhai Another Day! -
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Dear Wife,
Thanks for never listening to me so I can always claim I told you something! -
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My wife says I never listen... at least I think that's what she said! -
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Men enter politics solely as a result of being unhappily married! -
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A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction! -
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Every husband gets a Wireless Net Connection, by default, it's called...
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'WifeEye'! -
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Anyone who says time flies has obviously never been on a treadmill! -
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Pakistan Mein Doosra Sabse Zyada Bola Jaane Wala Angrezi Shabd: "Surgical Strike".
Pehla Abhi Bhi Wahi Hai: "Our Boys Played Well"!
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