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  • The biggest contribution of Rahul Gandhi to India's progress is that he is unmarried and hasn't produced any more Gandhi!Upload to Facebook
    The biggest contribution of Rahul Gandhi to India's progress is that he is unmarried and hasn't produced any more Gandhi!
  • If you are fed up with telemarketer then next time when a telemarketer calls, give the telephone to your wife and say, your ex is calling you...<br/>
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and listen to all the abuses!Upload to Facebook
    If you are fed up with telemarketer then next time when a telemarketer calls, give the telephone to your wife and say, your ex is calling you...
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    and listen to all the abuses!
  • Pierce Brosnan: Ek Paan Bahar Dena.<br/>
Paan Wala: Yeh Lo.<br/>
Pierce Brosnan Gives 5 Rs.<br/>
Paanwala: Sahab 7.50 Rs. Ka Hai.<br/>
Pierce Brosnan: Dhai Another Day!
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    Pierce Brosnan: Ek Paan Bahar Dena.
    Paan Wala: Yeh Lo.
    Pierce Brosnan Gives 5 Rs.
    Paanwala: Sahab 7.50 Rs. Ka Hai.
    Pierce Brosnan: Dhai Another Day!
  • Dear Wife,<br/>
Thanks for never listening to me so I can always claim I told you something!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Wife,
    Thanks for never listening to me so I can always claim I told you something!
  • My wife says I never listen... at least I think that's what she said!Upload to Facebook
    My wife says I never listen... at least I think that's what she said!
  • Men enter politics solely as a result of being unhappily married!Upload to Facebook
    Men enter politics solely as a result of being unhappily married!
  • A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction!Upload to Facebook
    A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction!
  • Every husband gets a Wireless Net Connection, by default, it's called...<br/>
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'WifeEye'!Upload to Facebook
    Every husband gets a Wireless Net Connection, by default, it's called...
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    'WifeEye'!
  • Anyone who says time flies has obviously never been on a treadmill!Upload to Facebook
    Anyone who says time flies has obviously never been on a treadmill!
  • Pakistan Mein Doosra Sabse Zyada Bola Jaane Wala Angrezi Shabd: `Surgical Strike`.<br/>
Pehla Abhi Bhi Wahi Hai: `Our Boys Played Well`!Upload to Facebook
    Pakistan Mein Doosra Sabse Zyada Bola Jaane Wala Angrezi Shabd: "Surgical Strike".
    Pehla Abhi Bhi Wahi Hai: "Our Boys Played Well"!
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