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  • Always remember:<br/>
When the Queen is happy, there is peace in the Kingdom!Upload to Facebook
    Always remember:
    When the Queen is happy, there is peace in the Kingdom!
  • When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason!Upload to Facebook
    When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason!
  • Never trade respect for attention!Upload to Facebook
    Never trade respect for attention!
  • Nothing can dim the light which shines from within!Upload to Facebook
    Nothing can dim the light which shines from within!
  • The leading cause of obesity is...<br/>
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`Free Home Delivery`!Upload to Facebook
    The leading cause of obesity is...
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    "Free Home Delivery"!
  • BREXIT in JUNE helped MAY to become the Prime Minister in JULY in the AUGUST presence of the Queen!Upload to Facebook
    BREXIT in JUNE helped MAY to become the Prime Minister in JULY in the AUGUST presence of the Queen!
  • My wife is weird, She starts every conversation with:<br/>
`Were you even listening to me?`Upload to Facebook
    My wife is weird, She starts every conversation with:
    "Were you even listening to me?"
  • Heights of Confidence:<br/>
We see the world suffering, we know there is a possibility of the same happening to us, but still we get married!Upload to Facebook
    Heights of Confidence:
    We see the world suffering, we know there is a possibility of the same happening to us, but still we get married!
  • 7 words for a long, happy marriage:<br/>
Yes Dear<br/>
I'm sorry<br/>
It's my faultUpload to Facebook
    7 words for a long, happy marriage:
    Yes Dear
    I'm sorry
    It's my fault
  • Brains are awesome...<br/>
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I wish everyone had one!Upload to Facebook
    Brains are awesome...
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    I wish everyone had one!
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