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Upload to Facebook The United States and Britain are having a competition on who can f**k themselves up the most.
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Upload to Facebook Real pain is when you offer someone your food just to sound polite and they say yes and take it! -
Upload to Facebook The one thing standing between you and your goal is the stupid story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it! -
Upload to Facebook My wife has clearly said, "She doesn't have to be right in every argument as long as we both agree that I am wrong!" -
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Husband: Why?
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Upload to Facebook Partners are important.
Because, you need someone to show you that behind all the clouds, the sun is still shining! -
Upload to Facebook Control your Anger, because it's just one letter away from Danger! -
Upload to Facebook If Arvind Kejriwal had been British PM they could have gone both ways.
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Upload to Facebook My Gym instructor suggested skipping.
So I skipped the gym for 2 years and counting!
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