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Wife: Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun Main Aaj?
Husband: Waah Kya Baat Hai, Aaj To Bilkul Priyanka Chopra Lag Rahi Ho!
Wife: Sachhi, 'Don' Wali Ya 'Krrish' Wali?
Husband: 'Burfi' Wali! -
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Neerja saved 359 lives 30 years ago and now she has saved one more - Sonam's career! -
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There are two primary choices in life:
To accept condition as they exist;
Or accept the responsibility for changing them! -
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Please God, if you can't make me 'slim', make my friends 'fat'! -
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Life is beautiful*
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Conditions Apply! -
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Thought of the day:
Behind every man is a woman, shaking her head! -
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On some days, I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running! -
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Future exam pattern in India:
General students - Answer all questions.
General students (girls) - Any three out of ten. (33% of total)
OBC - Write any question.
SC - Only read questions.
ST - Thank you for coming.
Gujjars/Jats - Thank you for allowing others to attend the examination. -
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If you want to be strong, learn how to fight alone! -
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It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers!
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