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Upload to Facebook Diet Tip:
Your pants won't get too tight if you don't wear any! -
Upload to Facebook After three years of marriage, there are some questions I'd like to ask my wife... little things like, 'Honey, why is it that you get three closets and I get the back of a chair?' -
Upload to Facebook A man in God's shop:
Man: What do you sell?
God: Whatever your heart desires.
Man: I want success and happiness.
God smiles and says: I sell only seeds, not fruits! -
Upload to Facebook Most men are wonderful husbands to other men's wives! -
Upload to Facebook If you live for people's acceptance, you'll die from their rejection! -
Upload to Facebook There's no Anil Kapoor statue in Madame Tussauds. Because he doesn't wax! -
Upload to Facebook A mother may be, educated or uneducated.
But, she has the best guidelines in the world when you fail in your life! -
Upload to Facebook Before marriage, man would awake all night thinking about something you said.
And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage:
A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked! -
Upload to Facebook I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in the fitness protection program!
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