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Upload to Facebook Behind every woman, there is a man secretly planning the death of every guy she talks to! -
Upload to Facebook Breaking News:
Pyaaz Khareedne Ke Liye Aaj Bahut Se Logon Ne Apne Share Beche! -
Upload to Facebook The only way to save the Rupee is to have it tie a Rakhi to the Dollar and say,
"Bhai, Meri Raksha Karna!" -
Upload to Facebook I've been married for thirty years and buying diamonds for the same woman - and I'm still in love with her.
If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me ! -
Upload to Facebook Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later! -
Upload to Facebook One good reason we should pray - God can do more in a second than we can do for ourselves in a lifetime! -
Upload to Facebook Punctuality is not about being on time. It's basically about respecting your own commitments! -
Upload to Facebook For Successful Married Life:
Be a little blind!
Be a little kind! -
Upload to Facebook ਵਿੱਦਿਆ ਵੀਚਾਰੀ ਤਾਂ ਪਰਉਪਕਾਰੀ ।। (ਅੰਗ - ੩੫੬)
ਜੋ ਮਨੁੱਖ ਦੂਜਿਆਂ ਨਾਲ ਭਲਾਈ ਕਰਨ ਵਾਲਾ ਹੋ ਗਿਆ ਹੈ ਤਾਂ ਹੀ ਸਮਝੋ ਕਿ ਉਹ ਵਿੱਦਿਆ ਪਾ ਕੇ ਵਿਚਾਰਵਾਨ ਬਣਿਆ ਹੈ।
Contemplating and reflecting upon knowledge, one becomes a benefactor to others. -
Upload to Facebook Definition of a 'Happy Couple':
"She does what she wants but he does what she wants!"
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