Wife: Good morning my sweet, loving, caring and charming husband. Husband: That money you saw in the wardrobe is not mine! |
I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt! |
Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost. That explains everything! |
My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say! |
I asked my Guru, "Which is more important, the journey or the destination?" He replied, "The Company"! |
Things to remember: You don't have to be perfect. Having a bad day is OK. Small steps are also progressing. Asking for help is strength. People love and appreciate you. |
Wife: You want pasta or biryani for dinner? Husband: You make it first, we'll decide what it is later! |
Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives! |
What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live? Wedding Cake! |
This Government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past! |