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  • Wife: Good morning my sweet, loving, caring and charming husband.</br>
Husband: That money you saw in the wardrobe is not mine!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Good morning my sweet, loving, caring and charming husband.
    Husband: That money you saw in the wardrobe is not mine!
  • I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt!Upload to Facebook
    I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt!
  • Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost.</br></br>

That explains everything!Upload to Facebook
    Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost.

    That explains everything!
  • My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say!Upload to Facebook
    My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say!
  • I asked my Guru, `Which is more important, the journey or the destination?`</br>
He replied, `The Company`!Upload to Facebook
    I asked my Guru, "Which is more important, the journey or the destination?"
    He replied, "The Company"!
  • Things to remember:</br>
You don't have to be perfect.</br>
Having a bad day is OK.</br>
Small steps are also progressing.</br>
Asking for help is strength.</br>
People love and appreciate you.
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    Things to remember:
    You don't have to be perfect.
    Having a bad day is OK.
    Small steps are also progressing.
    Asking for help is strength.
    People love and appreciate you.
  • Wife: You want pasta or biryani for dinner?</br>
Husband: You make it first, we'll decide what it is later!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: You want pasta or biryani for dinner?
    Husband: You make it first, we'll decide what it is later!
  • Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives!Upload to Facebook
    Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives!
  • What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live?<br/>

Wedding Cake!Upload to Facebook
    What is the food that causes depression and lack of interest to live?
    Wedding Cake!
  • This Government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past!Upload to Facebook
    This Government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past!
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