ਗੁਰਬਾਣੀ ਸੁਣਿ ਮੈਲੁ ਗਵਾਇ।। ਸਹਜੇ ਹਰਿ ਨਾਮੁ ਮੰਨਿ ਵਸਾਏ।। Listening to the Gurbani, filth is washed off. The Lord's Name is naturally enshrined in the mind! Guru Amar Dass Ji: SGGS Ji: 665 |
Life has many great options, but you don't have to pick what seems to be the best, Just pick what makes you happy and it will be the best! |
Wife on the phone: Honey, the car is getting hot, what should I do? Husband: Tell the car you have a headache! |
Are you aware that once you are admitted into the ICU for COVID-19, your wife will be holding your phone for 14 days! It's not worth the risk. So wear your mask! |
Normally I don't share an investment tip but will make an exception now. Buy Petrol at 92-97/- Target 150/- |
You have to train your mind to be stronger than your emotions or else you will lose yourself every time! |
Wife: Darling, we should get married again on our 25th anniversary. Husband: Yeah, and this time let's choose our partners wisely! |
Drink and drive should not be a problem now! After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day? |
An hour of daily exercise is a great way to reduce your blood pressure. An easier way is not to get married! |
I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home. Pointing a knife at me he asked me "Your money or your life!" I told him I am married so I have no money and no life. We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment! |