Now that Disha Ravi has been granted bail, I can put my toolkit back in the car! #DishaRavi #Toolkit |
ਅਉਖੀ ਘੜੀ ਨ ਦੇਖਣ ਦੇਈ ਅਪਨਾ ਬਿਰਦੁ ਸਮਾਲੇ ॥ ਹਾਥ ਦੇਇ ਰਾਖੈ ਅਪਨੇ ਕਉ ਸਾਸਿ ਸਾਸਿ ਪ੍ਰਤਿਪਾਲੇ ॥੧॥ He does not let His devotees see the difficult times; this is His innate nature. Giving His hand, He protects His devotee; with each and every breath, He cherishes him. ||1|| ~ SGGS Ji Ang: 682 |
The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike! |
Fillionaire: One who can afford a full fuel tank in India! |
It's my wife's 60th birthday next week. I asked her what she would like. She said, a divorce, but I wasn't planning on spending that much! |
Wife: My husband is like a 1960 model Cadillac. Wife's friend: Wow, you mean vintage? Wife: No, very difficult to get started, emits poisonous gases & most of the time doesn't work! |
Before getting married, men should ensure that they're strong enough to lead a successful married life by trying to pull the blanket to their side from their future wives! |
Successful marriage on social media is all about gifts, romantic dinners and walks along the beach. Successful marriage in real life is all about care, compassion, respect, trust and most importantly, forgiveness! |
You'll watch an entire NETFLIX'S SERIES even when the first few episodes are slow just because someone told you "IT GETS BETTER". But what if you looked at your goals like that and watched YOUR LIFE GET BETTER instead? |
Pro Tip: Struggling to get your wife's attention this weekend? Just sit on the sofa and look comfortable & happy! |