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Upload to Facebook My wife just said: "You never listen!" I thought that was a weird way to start a conversation! -
Upload to Facebook Floppy disk: 1.4 MB USB: 64 GB Hard drive: 1 TB My wife, remembering my mistakes: 10000 TB -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip: Confused as to what gift to buy for your wife's birthday? Tell her you already got something and make her guess. She'll list the things she wants one by one! -
Upload to Facebook When a married man says he's good in bed, what he means is that he doesn't disturb his wife by snoring! -
Upload to Facebook My wife just looked at me & told me I'm looking smart. She also brought me coffee & some snacks. Please guys keep a tab on me. I have never been more scared in my life! -
Upload to Facebook If your wife has a friend that annoys you, don't tell your wife to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how pretty she is! -
Upload to Facebook ਸਭਨੀ ਛਾਲਾ ਮਾਰੀਆ ਕਰਤਾ ਕਰੇ ਸੁ ਹੋਇ!! Everyone makes the attempt, but that alone happens which the creator Lord does. ~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 469 -
Upload to Facebook Eat That Frog • Your frog = the worst thing you have to do everyday! • You're most likely to procrastinate on this! • Always do this thing! -
Upload to Facebook To soften the blow of daily price rises, Petrol will now be sold by pegs, not litres! -
Upload to Facebook ਕਹਤੁ ਕਬੀਰੁ ਕੋਈ ਨਹੀਂ ਤੇਰਾ।। ਹਿਰਦੈ ਰਾਮੁ ਕੀ ਨ ਜਪਹਿ ਸਵੇਰਾ।। Says Kabeer, no one truly belongs to you. (Only God is your True Companion). Why not chant His Name in your heart, when you still have time? ~ Bhagat Kabeer Ji: SGGS Ji: 656
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