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Upload to Facebook Husband: I would love to see you in something long and flowing tonight.
Wife: Awww like a new dress?
Husband: No, A river! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Husbands,
If your wife is upset with you for a reason unknown to you, just apologize to her.
Or face the consequences! -
Upload to Facebook When people trust each other and distrust their politicians you get a democracy.
When people distrust each other and trust their supreme leader, you get fascism! -
Upload to Facebook May you always do what you are afraid to do! -
Upload to Facebook A genuine question:
If we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? -
Upload to Facebook If somebody has decided to dislike you inspite of you trying your best to win them over, just accept it and move on. They don't deserve you! -
Upload to Facebook Son: You know, cockroaches can live for 9 days without their heads before they starve to death. Wife, looking at me: That's nothing, some people I know have been living without a brain for more than 30 years! -
Upload to Facebook My wife told me that she has a throat infection and the doctor advised her to take a voice rest for a couple of days. That doctor is my favorite person now! -
Upload to Facebook You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great! -
Upload to Facebook Work for a cause, not for applause. Live life to express, not to impress. Don't strive to make your presence noticed, just make your absence felt!
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