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Upload to Facebook The wife called the husband as he was having a drink at the bar. Wife: I've cooked dinner, and if you're not home within 20 minutes I'm going to feed it to the dog. Husband: Don't punish the dog for my mistake! -
Upload to Facebook Things weren't "better" when you were a kid, you just didn't notice the trash around you! -
Upload to Facebook A man may be a fool and never realize it. Unless, of course, he is married! -
Upload to Facebook "This month your wife will speak less." It has nothing to do with astrology... it's just that this month only 28 days! -
Upload to Facebook Husband calls his wife: Wife: Bhonko! Husband: Kabhi To Thodi Tameez Aur Izzat Se Baat Kar Liya Karo. Wife: Bhonkiye! -
Upload to Facebook When my wife starts fighting with me, I see and start to believe in flying saucers... and plates... and glasses! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage does not change a man much. Before the wedding, he loves all the women on earth, After the wedding, it is just one less! -
Upload to Facebook My wife told me that I'm very sensitive and overreacting. I categorically denied that and stormed out of the house crying! -
Upload to Facebook Staying positive does not mean that things will turn out okay. Rather, it is knowing that you will be okay no matter how things turn out! -
Upload to Facebook Micro Insult: Husband: Do you like a handsome husband or an intelligent one? Wife: Neither. I like you!
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