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  • Nice sentence on a Fuel Station:</br> We are primarily into collecting taxes but we also sell Petrol & Diesel!Upload to Facebook
    Nice sentence on a Fuel Station:
    We are primarily into collecting taxes but we also sell Petrol & Diesel!
    News and Politics   
  • Marriage counselor: What's the problem?</br> Man: My wife needs help. Every night, she's roaming from one bar to another. She has to stop it.</br> Marriage counselor: Is she an alcoholic? Man: No, she's looking for me!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage counselor: What's the problem?
    Man: My wife needs help. Every night, she's roaming from one bar to another. She has to stop it.
    Marriage counselor: Is she an alcoholic? Man: No, she's looking for me!
    Marriage   
  • Wife: I had a worrying dream that someone kidnapped me.</br> Me: What's so worrying about it?</br> PS: It seems I'll be sleeping on the sofa permanently!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I had a worrying dream that someone kidnapped me.
    Me: What's so worrying about it?
    PS: It seems I'll be sleeping on the sofa permanently!
    Marriage   
  • Hi Guys,</br></br> I'm here to say goodbye. My wife says I'm addicted to social media and that it's ruining our relationship. We argued for a while and she told me to choose between her & social media. So, I'll be logging off now while I pack her bags & call her a taxi. I'll be right back!Upload to Facebook
    Hi Guys,

    I'm here to say goodbye. My wife says I'm addicted to social media and that it's ruining our relationship. We argued for a while and she told me to choose between her & social media. So, I'll be logging off now while I pack her bags & call her a taxi. I'll be right back!
    Marriage   
  • I was planning to buy a GPS for my car, but then I remembered that I have this magical ring on my finger that connects me to the woman sitting on the passenger seat who knows everything. So I dropped the plan!Upload to Facebook
    I was planning to buy a GPS for my car, but then I remembered that I have this magical ring on my finger that connects me to the woman sitting on the passenger seat who knows everything. So I dropped the plan!
    Marriage   
  • Sachin, Akshay, Ajay, Suniel and Karan Johar have...</br> `Marked Themselves Safe` from CBI, NCB, ED and IT raids!</br> #FarmersProtest #FarmBills #FarmLawsUpload to Facebook
    Sachin, Akshay, Ajay, Suniel and Karan Johar have...
    "Marked Themselves Safe" from CBI, NCB, ED and IT raids!
    #FarmersProtest #FarmBills #FarmLaws
    News and Politics   
  • Whenever my wife's friends see me, they always ask my wife...<br/> .<br/> .<br/> .<br/> .<br/> .<br/> `How did this happen?`Upload to Facebook
    Whenever my wife's friends see me, they always ask my wife...
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    `How did this happen?`
    Marriage   
  • For a long and happy married life, you need:<br/> 1)Trust<br/> 2) Good communication<br/> 3) Intimacy<br/> 4) AlcoholUpload to Facebook
    For a long and happy married life, you need:
    1)Trust
    2) Good communication
    3) Intimacy
    4) Alcohol
    Marriage / Alcohol   
  • Exchange of text messages:</br> Husband: You are negative</br> Wife: And you are stubborn, arrogant, a low life, care about no one but yourself and your friends, all you are interested in is your own self, all your life not fulfilled even one of your promises. It is only I who is putting up with such a miser and insensitive man. You good for nothing, fat, ugly man. Even your hair transplant failed.</br> Husband: I was just informing you that your Covid test is negative.</br> Wife: Oh... sorry!Upload to Facebook
    Exchange of text messages:
    Husband: You are negative
    Wife: And you are stubborn, arrogant, a low life, care about no one but yourself and your friends, all you are interested in is your own self, all your life not fulfilled even one of your promises. It is only I who is putting up with such a miser and insensitive man. You good for nothing, fat, ugly man. Even your hair transplant failed.
    Husband: I was just informing you that your Covid test is negative.
    Wife: Oh... sorry!
    Marriage   
  • Govt announced highway projects in 4 poll-bound states.</br> Then imposed a cess on petrol and diesel so that people won't need them!</br> #Budget2021Upload to Facebook
    Govt announced highway projects in 4 poll-bound states.
    Then imposed a cess on petrol and diesel so that people won't need them!
    #Budget2021
    News and Politics   
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