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![Husband knocked on the door.</br>
Wife: Who's that?</br>
Husband: I'm the one you desire the most.</br></br>
Wife: But I didn't order pizza!]()
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![My wife asked me to do that thing she likes tonight.</br>
So I'll be cleaning both bathrooms and ordering her take-out!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife asked me to do that thing she likes tonight. So I'll be cleaning both bathrooms and ordering her take-out! -
![Wife: Good morning my sweet, loving, caring and charming husband.</br>
Husband: That money you saw in the wardrobe is not mine!]()
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![I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt!]()
Upload to Facebook I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt! -
![Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost.</br></br>
That explains everything!]()
Upload to Facebook Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost. That explains everything! -
![My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say! -
![I asked my Guru, `Which is more important, the journey or the destination?`</br>
He replied, `The Company`!]()
Upload to Facebook I asked my Guru, "Which is more important, the journey or the destination?" He replied, "The Company"! -
![Things to remember:</br>
You don't have to be perfect.</br>
Having a bad day is OK.</br>
Small steps are also progressing.</br>
Asking for help is strength.</br>
People love and appreciate you.]()
Upload to Facebook Things to remember: You don't have to be perfect. Having a bad day is OK. Small steps are also progressing. Asking for help is strength. People love and appreciate you. -
![Wife: You want pasta or biryani for dinner?</br>
Husband: You make it first, we'll decide what it is later!]()
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![Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives!]()
Upload to Facebook Google is for bachelors, we married men have our wives!
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